Stupid Morning!

This was one of those morning where you want to get up and just do a 'Take Two'. So I'm getting ready and happened to put my arms up for something and noticed that my sweater has a giant whole in the left armpit...I mean giant. No way I could wear it so then I had to rush back into our bedroom to find something else. Poor M was trying to sleep and I had to keep opening my squeaky closet door and rifle through clothes until I found something. Finally found something, finished getting ready. Then I decided I would put on this lip gloss I haven't worn in a really long time because it's super glue sticky. But I decided what the hell so I start squeezing it out of it's tube and suddenly felt something on my hand. Somehow it had split lengthwise down the side and all of the lip gloss was now in a huge pile on my hand. I tried to wash off as much as possible (which was very impossible because it's so damn sticky). I used scalding hot water with soap but the soap just coated it...I had to leave the house with my hands super sticky and shiny with a tint of mocha up to my wrists. I've been using alcohol on my hands ever since I got to work and that's not helping either. Oy!